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I think I speak for all of mankind when I say that the skirt suit is the sexiest of all ladies attire. Right? This song is about office romance and how awkward it can get.

lyrics

I've become a hard luck case
a joy postponer
since I dipped my print head in the company toner
but I remember a time
when you wanted me for your own

It started off sweet as an office courtship
I was the gas station queso
to your bag of corn chips
and our cubicle romance blossomed
over the phone

Well it's been weird for me, sexually
since you got promoted over me
it's been weird for me to accept this new position
it's been weird for me, so weird for me
since you got promoted over me
and I think that stress it could be causin' this condition

Chorus:
Megan Lanneghan, you may be my assistant manager
but you're not... the boss of my heart
Megan Lanneghan you may be, my assistant manager
but you're not... the boss of my heart
Oh..... oh... I'm falling apart

Well last Friday at the office you were wearing the same skirt suit that you wore
the very first day that you were hired
well I always thought that the next time
you'd wear dress, would be in my corner office
the one to which I aspired


But, oh.... oh
Megan Lanneghan it's your office now and I won't come in
because you're not the boss of my heart

Megan Lanneghan you may be, my assistant manager
but you're not... the boss of my heart
Oh..... oh... I'm falling apart

kazoo solo

Well it's been weird for me, sexually
since you got promoted over me
it's been weird for me to accept this new position
it's been weird for me, so weird for me
since you got promoted over me
and I think that stress it could be causin' this condition

Chorus:
Megan Lanneghan, you may be my assistant manager
but you're not... the boss of my heart
Megan Lanneghan you may be, my assistant manager
but you're not... the boss of my heart
Oh..... oh... I'm falling apart

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from Live at the VFW, track released August 14, 2012

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