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Portland has it's own special brand of men who are cut from the soft underbelly of free range lambs, soaked in the tears of unicorns and forged in the fires of disgust over the latest political outrage. And they ride fixies.

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He got tight pants (high waters)
white belt (doesn't matter)
He got a squiggly design on his v-neck shirt
5 o'clock shadow and his feelings are hurt

He's got principles (I believe him)
LAST YEAR HE WAS ALMOST TOTALLY VEGAN
He heard about your favorite band before you did
you read it in mojo (he already knew it)

Chorus:
He's a..... Portland man
Portland man
He's a..... Portland man

He's got lady friends (ad infinitim)
longboards (oh, he'll ride 'em)
he knows a little place that has the best soy latte
he's got perfect hair, and glitter on his body

He rocks facial hair (with irony)
he digs mp3 piracy
his cigarette brand? (american spirits)
you like his messenger bag? don't get near it

chorus

He's a...
adorable hipster, but he's gaining weight
because that pabst blue ribbon tastes so great

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from Live at the VFW, track released August 14, 2012

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