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Delivering millions of presents in one night can really tax a guy. Sure, cookies and milk might get you through the initial morning hours, but as the journey draws to an end and you still have Turkey, Belgium and Poland left, what's a guy to do?


well I stayed up real late
on christmas eve this year
I was waiting for Santa
cause I didn't believe that he was real
So it came as a bit of a shock
when he walked through my front door
moaning nobody believes in me no more

yup Santa claus needed a drink
well who was I to stop him
so we grabbed a bottle of bourbon
and we drank til we hit the bottom

so don't be surprised on christmas day
if your presents don't appear
see santa claus is pretty damn hungover this year

Well I slept in a little late
on the morning of the day of xmas
there were daggers behind my eyes
and I could barely keep down my breakfast
I clutched my head and stumbled around
just trying to remain upright
when I tripped over santa claus, I guess he the spent the night


see santa claus got pretty fucking shithoused...this year
Santa Claus thought that rumplemintz shots at 4am in the hot tub with those exotic dancers that we met at Ole's was a good idea... this year


from Live at the VFW, track released August 14, 2012



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