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Trailer park moms are some special ladies. This is my ode to the cougars of the Eastern Missoula Serengeti.

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Oh trailerpark moms are the funnest moms because they let you smoke weed
trailer park moms are the funnest moms cause they get drunk and yell at the tv
trailer park moms are the funnest moms cause they let you pet the cat with cherry bombs
trailer park moms are the funnest moms cause they let you smoke weed

and the only thing better in the world than dating a trailer park girl
is dating a girl with a trailer park mom
cause she's guaranteed to be hot
and if she's not
she's like 100% likely to try and make it with you
like maybe she walks out of the shower topless
cause she "forget" that you were there
yeah, that's the kind of shit that a guy could get used to
and I used to. Oh yeah I used to.


Oh trailerpark moms are the funnest moms, two words "wolf t-shirt"
Oh trailerpark moms are the funnest moms, two more words "sans bra"
Oh trailerpark moms are the some special ladies, enjoyings keno machines, bisquits and gravy
trailerpark moms are the funnest moms because they let you smoke weed

and the only thing better in the world than dating a trailer park girl
is dating a girl with a trailer park mom
cause she's guaranteed to be hot
and if she's not
she's like 100% likely to punch you in the face during sex
She says she's sorry over some malt liquor
she just "forget" that you were there
yeah, that's the kind of shit that a guy could get used to
and I used to. Oh yeah I used to.

Oh trailerpark moms are the funnest moms cause they put the Grrr in Cougar
Trailerpark moms are the funnest moms cause they let you smoke reefer

and if that's not what you need
a slutty older lady and some weed
Then you, my friend, have bigger problems
Please don't get me wrong, I just love trailerpark moms

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from Live at the VFW, track released August 14, 2012

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